Protect your surfaces. Lower your expectations.
 
This four-piece coaster set is here to keep your tables dry and your outlook drier. Featuring our smug lemon who’s seen some things (and is not impressed), these coasters deliver brutal honesty with every sip. They’re perfect for dinner parties, office desks, passive-aggressive housewarming gifts, or just reminding yourself that life doesn’t always serve up lemonade.
 
Each coaster has a high-gloss top made of MDF — that’s medium-density fiberboard, aka fancy compressed wood that looks good and takes your drink's drama like a champ. The cork backing keeps it from sliding around when life throws another curveball.
 
Set details:
Four coasters, one message: don’t get your hopes up
High-gloss top so your drink has the only glow in the room
Made from MDF (yeah, it’s basically upscale wood composite, you’re welcome)
Cork backing so your table stays classy even if you don’t
3.75" × 3.75" squares, 0.16" thick – compact but judgy
 
Coasters that catch condensation and your existential dread.