WELCOME TO AFFROWNIES
Your daily dose of honesty... whether you asked for it or not.
Tired of pretending you’re manifesting your best life? Same.
Affrownies is the world’s first anti-affirmation deck: a brutally honest collection of 50 cards that trade toxic positivity for harsh truths.
We’re not here to fix your life... We’re here to make you laugh about how weird and chaotic it already is.
WHAT'S INSIDE:
Looking for inspiration? That’s adorable.
Here's what you are getting:
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50 cards packed with blunt, funny, painfully relatable messages that hit a little too close to home
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Grumpy animals that look exactly how you feel most of the time
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No empty hype… just the kind of honesty that makes you laugh at yourself
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The kind of thing you buy for yourself but tell people it’s a gift
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Great for collecting, hoarding, or making someone mildly uncomfortable
WHO IS THIS FOR?
Toxic positivity had its moment. Now we’re here. Because sometimes, laughing at painful truths is better than pretending life is all butterflies & rainbows.
This deck belongs in the hands of:
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People who know & accept that life’s a mess
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The emotionally damaged with excellent comedic timing
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That one friend who’s been “going through something” since 2014
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Anyone who rolls their eyes at “good vibes only.”
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Cynics, realists, self-aware hot messes & your most sarcastic friends.
