This yoga mat is perfect for anyone whose inner peace has a short fuse. With a soft microfiber suede top and a grippy natural rubber bottom, it’ll support your poses and your barely-contained rage. Whether you’re doing downward dog or just lying in corpse pose contemplating your life choices, this mat’s got your back. Literally.
 
Bonus: It features our angry little monkey to remind you that you’re not alone. We’re all one banana peel away from a meltdown.
 
Product specs (because fine print matters):
Size: 24" x 70" of emotional suppression space
Microfiber suede top that’s soft enough for breakdowns
Natural rubber bottom that sticks better than your last relationship
Lightweight and 3mm thick, because heavy lifting isn’t the vibe today
Pro tip: Keep out of direct sunlight unless you're trying to fade like your motivation