You thought adulthood would be “easy peasy”?
This flask is here to remind you it’s actually lemon zesty, with a generous side of chaos.
 
Crafted from stainless steel and bad decisions, this compact little mood support system holds 6 ounces of whatever’s getting you through the day. Whether you’re tailgating, camping, crying in the woods, or just attending another party you regret RSVPing to, this flask says what you’re thinking... so you don’t have to.
 
Perfect for birthdays, bachelorettes, family functions that test your last nerve, or any gathering that would benefit from lowered expectations and higher ABV.
 
What makes it tolerable:
High quality stainless steel that’s tougher than your coping mechanisms
Leak-proof lid so your dignity isn’t the only thing slipping away
Double-wall insulation because your drink deserves consistency, even if you don’t
Powder-coated finish for that fake it till you make it shine
6 ounces of emotional support in flask form
 
Care instructions:
Hand wash only. Like your fragile mental state, it doesn’t belong in extreme conditions.