For those who lift, lunge, and emotionally flee.

This gym bag is built for high-intensity workouts and low-key existential dread. With a roomy interior, sturdy structure, and water-resistant fabric, it holds everything from your workout gear to your emotional baggage. Whether you're hitting the gym or just pretending you’re not avoiding your problems, this bag’s got you.

Why it's better than your coping skills:
• Made from 100% polyester — strong enough to carry your gear and your denial
• 9 oz. water-resistant fabric, because even your bag knows how to sweat it out
• Dual padded handles for gentle support (since emotional support is harder to find)
• T-piping and fusible backing for structure, unlike your life right now
• One interior pocket for valuables or snacks you’re hiding from yourself
• 7.93 gallons of pure escape capacity

Perfect for gym rats, runners, and anyone whose real cardio is avoiding confrontation.