Finally, a paddle that says what we're all thinking.

This set is for the player who swings like they’re swatting flies and still talks trash with the confidence of a champ. Featuring our smug little lemon who’s just as bad as you are, these paddles let the world know: you're not good at pickleball… and you're not trying to be.

What's included (besides delusion):
• Two wooden paddles strong enough to survive your tantrums, with black edges to match your soul
Grippy poly cotton handles so the paddle doesn't fly out of your hand like your last relationship
Two yellow balls that don’t make excuses or cry in their car afterward …that’s your job.
A transparent carry bag to publicly shame you wherever you go
The same design printed on both sides so no one misses your lack of skill or self-awareness

Great for beach days, park hangs, and slowly alienating your more athletic friends.