Comfort for your questionable life choices
Wrap yourself in peak sarcasm with the hoodie that gets it. The Affrownie Hoodie is a unisex classic that fits like a dream and lets the world know you are here but not exactly thriving.
Built with side seams that actually hold their shape unlike your plans, a roomy kangaroo pocket big enough for snacks, secrets, or a full blown identity crisis, and a cozy fit that runs true to size even when nothing else in your life does. Available in multiple colors to match every mood, mostly the bad ones.
Product details (because apparently this matters):
• Unisex design that looks good on absolutely everyone, even when nothing else does
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester, soft enough to live in and tough enough to survive you
• Medium heavy fabric (8.3 oz/yd²), because your mood is already heavy enough
• Loose fit with side seams to keep things together, wishful thinking right
• Spacious kangaroo pocket for hands, snacks, or existential dread
• Certified by WRAP, Sedex, and PETA, ethically made unlike your choices
Perfect for classes you will drop, plans you will cancel, and every questionable life choice in between.