Sparkles? No thanks. Sass? Always.

This stainless steel tumbler features our crankiest unicorn, who’s just as over it as you are. Whether you’re chugging iced coffee like your life depends on it or clinging to hot tea and delusions of peace, this tumbler’s got your back (and your beverage).

Holds 20 oz of liquid and 100% of your bad mood. Comes with a metal straw for sipping in judgment.