Because some days, the only thing heavier than your emotional baggage is this mug full of caffeine.

Meet our grumpiest pachyderm: an elephant who never forgets... to be unimpressed. Whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or the tears of your enemies, this mug is the perfect reminder that optimism is overrated and Mondays are forever.

Microwave safe. Dishwasher friendly. Emotionally unavailable.